ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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