why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
it glows. i had to have it.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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