Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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