I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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