gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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