Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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