the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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