Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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