im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
birth control should be required to get into college
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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