...so i touched it.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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