I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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