Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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