I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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