distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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