i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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