Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
we're so committed to being not committed
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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