i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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