In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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