She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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