all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The struggles of a small town man whore
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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