The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Welp...herpes.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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