I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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