Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
pray to the hookup gods
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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