i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
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