So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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