How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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