i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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