no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
smell my finger.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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