I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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