ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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