i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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