You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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