I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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