Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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