Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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