the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
