just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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