Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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