whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
