If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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