so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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