you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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