Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she was so not down for the gang bang
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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