I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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