you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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