Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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