would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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