This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He uses pillows to masturbate.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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