Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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