I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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